@ 2007-04-05 – 11:53:37
height of poverty:
wife stitching husband’s condom
height of innocence:
a girl applying clearasil to her nipples thinking they are pimples
height of ambition:
an ant climbing on the leg of elephant with a motive of rape
height of unemployment:
a spider web found in a prostitute’s pussy
height of laziness:
naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest.
@ 2007-04-05 – 11:52:10
Willy, a mental patient, mimes driving a car as he runs around the halls of an asylum. An orderly turns the corner and asks Willy what he’s doing.
Willy replies, “I’m going to Chicago for the weekend.”
The orderly chuckles and enters another patient’s room and catches Bob pleasuring himself.
When asked what he is doing, Bob replies, “I’m screwing Willy’s old lady while he’s away in Chicago.”
@ 2007-04-05 – 11:51:04
There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ‘’Can I rent a donkey?’
The guy said, “We don’t call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop.”
The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, “We don’t call them hotdogs here we call the wieners.”
Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says “Will you hold my wiener whille I scratch my ass?”
@ 2007-04-05 – 11:47:43
Pupil: Ma'am, unsa na'ng Cheken fox?
Teacher: English na siya sa manok na gikaon sa irong buang!
Pupil: Kanang bird flu ma'am?
Teacher: Ay, kabugok gyud nimo oi... past tense na sa "bird fly!"
@ 2007-04-05 – 11:45:00
Kung pangarap mong mahalin ka ng isang taong mamahalin ka ng tunay at di ka lolokohin....
Text mo si Prospero Pichay!
Pangarao nyang tuparin yang pangarap mo...
@ 2007-03-31 – 07:05:50
This is a letter from one bar girl to another bar girl whose boyfriend she
apparently stole. This was found in a Malate bar by a friend of the guy who
sent me this e-mail. Enjoy it as much as I did!!!
Actual letter found in a bar in Malate:
To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can
think about but you’re very fat body. I’m thought before that Dennis only
use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not
beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he
could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks and always
calling to their house what time he go home or this or that and then he say
he get ashame to met you iether in school or in his family an d then asking
you to exercise you’re very, very, very fat body but you hate it you
thoughth you’re the most prettiest girls he know about what do you think
you are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan even you are beautiful face (to your
think) you do not have the rigth to called me whatsoever or else different
name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality
because I’m never call you names before iether in front of Dennis or in the
backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I’m
don’t have any other choice but to called you other different name to like
you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re
body that is to a BUDING. You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to
me because I’m am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the
mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.
Ps. You say that I’m the bad breathe
But who is Dennis want to kissed.
Me or you? You or me?
And the final is me.
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